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Welcome to the wonderful mind of a naked dude. Well, to be perfectly honest, I am not really naked. My roommates would not like that. Well one of them told me that he wouldn't mind me being naked, but he doesn't want me naked around his girlfriend I'm sure, who just so happens to live here now, and one of my other roommates is a lesbian, so naked penises scare her or something. I don't know. But anyways, I doubt any of them will find a way to my blog.

So I say again, welcome to the mind of a dude that wishes he could be naked all of the time.

My boy José

Sorry about the shitty quality, but remember, this was taken with a cell phone.

Monday, May 25, 2009

P90-Fuck me



So, Gary, my roommate has finally gotten me to work out with him. OMFG!! That P90X is a bunch of shit. I got my ass handed to me on a platter. I finished it, thought that I was going to puke, but I finished it. Apparently this was the hardest workout in the program. Why he chose this one for me to start on, I have no idea. I am a fat and lazy slob. Seriously. I mean, I could be worse, but that is how I see myself.

Today I weighed myself. I am the fattest that I have ever been. I am at a whopping 196lbs! I know I know, that ain't so bad. Well it is for me. Granted, I have never had a body that anyone coveted. I have always had a beer gut. My mother has pics of me when I was 4 or 5 wearing only a pair of jean cutoffs, and I even had a beer gut then. Now it's just bigger and hairier. Plus I have a set of tits to match it. Well I am painting a really nasty pic. But that is how I see myself. I suppose that is why I agreed to do this P90X stuff in the first place.

I took a couple of pics right after I was done, when I was getting ready to jump into the shower. If I can figure out how to put them on this post, I will post them for you.

Okay, so that wasn't so hard. Just had to email them to myself and press a button. God I am so disgusting without clothes and a hat on. But that is going to change. Hopefully.

Oh, btw, I am going on week two of no smoking. I hope I don't start that one back up. Don't get me wrong. I love smoking. I miss smoking. I'm not even really sure why I really quit. Everyone knows that it wouldn't be for health reasons because I don't really have anything to live for. accept for maybe to finish my book, which I have just started writing.

Well anyways, I have to go. I have to eat now, after that work out, I am famished.

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