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Welcome to the wonderful mind of a naked dude. Well, to be perfectly honest, I am not really naked. My roommates would not like that. Well one of them told me that he wouldn't mind me being naked, but he doesn't want me naked around his girlfriend I'm sure, who just so happens to live here now, and one of my other roommates is a lesbian, so naked penises scare her or something. I don't know. But anyways, I doubt any of them will find a way to my blog.

So I say again, welcome to the mind of a dude that wishes he could be naked all of the time.

My boy José

Sorry about the shitty quality, but remember, this was taken with a cell phone.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Pissin' Bush

That is my roommate Gary. The one that I have been working out with. I tried to go for the whole Puddle of Mudd "Come Clean" album cover, but he refused to pull his pants down. Actually to be honest, he didn't want me to take a picture at all. He doesn't want Ryan to know that he pisses on that bush. Notice how all the other bushes have flowers? That is the designated piss bush. If you don't know who Ryan is, he is the fella that owns the house. If something goes wrong he try's to blame it on someone, even if it isn't their fault. He can be quite a douche.

It has been too long since my last post. A lot has happened. Well, not really. I have just been working and going to school. I did take smoking back up. I realized something about my non-smoking episode, I only quit smoking for Gary. I love smoking, and I really don't want to quit. I only quit for Gary because he asked me too. Since I am not getting sex from him, it is pointless for me to not smoke for him. I guess. I don't know. Not smoking is the better thing to do, but it is pointless to quit for the wrong reasons. Now if Gary was a girl and I was getting some poon, then that would be a good reason to quit. But I'm not and it isn't, so I quit pretending to want to be a non-smoker. I realized this last Saturday. Gary and I went to the casino. It was the first time that I have ever been to a casino. While we were there, we were sitting in the bar, and there were a few honies there. They were all smoking. I just couldn't handle it anymore. So I bought a pack, and have been smoking ever since. Granted, I cannot afford it, but like an alcoholic, I will find a way.

Now, about my night at the casino. It was pretty fun. I went with the intention of spending 40 bucks and left with 63. All of which was won on the very last machine that I played. Gary and I were on the way so that Gary could go cash out, and I still had a 20. As we were walking past the a set of machines that didn't have anyone on them, I slipped the 20 in. Gary was all like, "Jared!!" Then I pushed a button. My amount went down from 20 to 10. Then I pushed the button again, and it kept going up and up until it landed on 63. Then it was time to go. A good night at the casino.

School has been good, even though I was late this morning. It is all good. I was still was able to get all of my work done in class, even that of which I missed that the teach put up on the board. I'm not sure what I am getting in this class, concidering that my teach hasn't given us our grades yet, but I am getting a perfect 100 in my comp II class. That is good. I think that I am doing weill in all of my classes. Speaking of classes, I need to download an article on motherboards tonight. It is do in the morning. Shit I forgot.

Well I am going to get on it. I need to get some sleep tonight anyways. I am quite tired.

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